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Dirt Roller

Total posts: 7
posted April 12, 2005 02:58 PM  
i am wanting to race street stock in central illinois. will race sporsers car. got my requrarments any questions on the requerments feel free to email me at

Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 569
posted April 13, 2005 01:02 PM  
Alright, stinky finger, I'm curious. Exactly what "requrarments" do you have to drive my race car?

Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 40
posted April 13, 2005 02:39 PM  
Is that "requraments" or "requerments"? I always get those confused.

Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 5390
posted April 13, 2005 04:44 PM  
So that's how you do it? !!!!
I have been workin 2 or 3 jobs, making stuff myself, learning all i can... for 25 years now. I didn't know you could just post a notice, tell folks that you have requrarments and requerments and them sporsers start ringing yer bell.
wish i had me some of them requrarments.

Some People Race For A Living; I Live To Race

Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 111
posted April 14, 2005 10:06 AM  
With requrarments, requerments, and sporsers you really have too much of an advantage, the little guys cant compete against stuff like that.

Dirt Freak

Total posts: 369
posted April 14, 2005 10:26 AM  
if your wanting to race then build a car like the rest of us and stop wasting time
with sporsers and requrarments

LOL drive hard or drive home

oh yea since we are posting for race positions can i get a nextel cup dig
and if not can i get pole position all year

Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 81
posted April 14, 2005 12:40 PM  
I shall require a bowl of M&M's after every race. No green ones. God help you if I find any green ones.

Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 122
posted April 14, 2005 01:38 PM  
I specifically asked for "room temperature" bottled water! I can't work like this. I will be in my trailer.

Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 569
posted April 14, 2005 02:08 PM  
Actually, I don't have a trailer. I will be sitting on the fender of your trailer.

Steve Dupree
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 316
posted April 14, 2005 05:31 PM  
Way to good of a post got to follow. We are in Deming,NM. We also would be willing to quit running are ford and join the sponsors that are looking for us. We are very dedicated to racing and we will bring are own beer and helmet if you dont have one for me. We have watched many races on tv and we know what is going on here in this puter age. So dont pass us up we will wait on your call. PS. Iam sure with making myself up for bid phone will be ringing off the hook so please leave a message and what you are offering and i might get back to you. Thanks.......... Well got to go phone is ringing. lol

Dirt Freak

Total posts: 474
posted April 14, 2005 08:23 PM  
why heck most of you drivrs dont need sporsers anyway caus yall are runnin eleagle moters and cheet to win. I no caus i set in the beachers and keep time with my wach. An my cusins mommas brother seen yur moter bein bilt and tol me it was astroker roler.

Light it up, Baby!

Donnie Ross
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 264
posted April 14, 2005 08:40 PM  
Ise a cheatin but it aint a helpin other guys better at than me, must be the stickers

Dirt Freak

Total posts: 461
posted April 14, 2005 08:43 PM  
LMAO this is way to funny

One more thing is do yall drive in circles or is this just stright drag racn cuase iam wanting to drive one of them there fancy horsless carts to be able to drive one of them threr roundy round track car things whamacalit

Dirt Freak

Total posts: 344
posted April 15, 2005 12:11 PM  
I can't stop laughing , this is way to funny.Just a second i think my money tree is starting to bloom!

Dirt Freak

Total posts: 369
posted April 15, 2005 04:26 PM  
ya'll here are giving racing a radneck sort of twang!!!!!!

this post has to be the funniest i have read here

and where did ya'll git them there sporsers
so i can git me a couple

CYA AT THE FIGURE 8'S maybe in the middle

drive hard or drive home

Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 81
posted April 15, 2005 04:33 PM  
I requrar a nextel cup ride. I want no less than hendrick or roush quality. I want a keg cooler with a full keg installed in the trunk of the car before each race, along with a large bowl cheez-its. If you can't give me that I want nothing at all!

rico 08
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 1139
posted April 15, 2005 06:48 PM  
requerment #1.must have a stinky trophy girl(in
the right places) must have a lighter socket for
my cell phone
#3.helicopter for the professional
driver to travel in comfort

Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 968
posted April 16, 2005 05:24 AM  
Got Beer?

Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 131
posted April 18, 2005 08:49 PM  
i requrar that the walls be made of soft marshmellows

redneck racing
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 860
posted April 19, 2005 04:45 AM  
Free pit entry and a personal valet. Eddie

Dirt Roller

Total posts: 7
posted April 21, 2005 01:25 PM  
sorry guys i found a sponsor right after i posted.

Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 158
posted April 21, 2005 01:39 PM  
Congrats! It's already done wonders for your spelling.


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