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iowatoolman
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Total posts: 369
posted September 09, 2004 12:30 AM  
Lone Ranger and Tonto

Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt and said, "I do, why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was almost overcome from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to cool him to make him feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and replies, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says...

"Nothin', but you left your Injun running."

rico 08
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Total posts: 1139
posted September 09, 2004 07:33 AM  
A lady walks into walmart gets her things and goes to the checkout,another lady is checking out in front of her so she waits,as the clerk is scanning items one the lady insists one item did not scan at the right price so the clerk gets on the intercom and says i need a price check on TAMPAX but the guy in hardware thought she said thumbtacks so he gets on the intercom and asks if that's the kind you push in with your thumb or drive in with a hammer?

    

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