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bobaluuu
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 474
posted August 19, 2004 08:33 PM  
stands for Forged of Road Dust! I like that

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joetaylor
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 640
posted August 19, 2004 08:44 PM  
F orget
O ut
R unning
D dale

I like this one better

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if every thing is under control your not fast enough

0six
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 52
posted August 19, 2004 10:08 PM  
For
Our
Retarted
Daughter

outlawstock17
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 1363
posted August 20, 2004 08:45 AM  
sorry about your daughter 0six, but it's...

Fast
On
Race
Day

KPLugnut
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 1019
posted August 20, 2004 09:07 AM  
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fat Old Redneck Driver (not ME, of course..LOL!)
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day

And for our Dodge friends:

MOPAR:
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'

There's more, but this should get the ball rolling...

:-)
KP

joetaylor
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 640
posted August 20, 2004 09:12 AM  
D river
R eturns
O n
F oot

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if every thing is under control your not fast enough

9dodge88
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 16
posted August 20, 2004 09:16 AM  
C cheap
H hardly
E efficient
V vehicle
R runs
O on
L luck
E every
T time

How about that one fellas???

51racing
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 138
posted August 20, 2004 10:01 AM  
******
On
Race
Day

Found
On
Reservation
Dump

And one for the pontiac guys.

Poor
Old
Nimrod
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

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iowatoolman
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 369
posted August 20, 2004 10:39 AM  

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outlawstock17
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 1363
posted August 20, 2004 12:14 PM  
TOOLMAN! you're fixing to get the boot!

ford5
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 711
posted August 20, 2004 07:45 PM  
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Eljojo
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 968
posted August 21, 2004 05:33 AM  
Four
Old
Ratteling
Doors

JRB13
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 80
posted August 21, 2004 12:09 PM  
FREQUENT OVERHAUL RAPID DEPRECIATION

FIRST ON RECALLL DAY

FIRESTONE OVERSTATES RELIABILITY DATA

ChevyRules69
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 14
posted August 21, 2004 12:30 PM  
Dumb Retard Obtained Ford

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1970z28
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 81
posted August 21, 2004 09:02 PM  
**** over rebuilt dodge

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littlesister
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 48
posted August 22, 2004 07:05 AM  
TOYOTA - Tow On Yard Or Tow Away, Take Off Your Oversized Tires A-hole
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily, Fast Only Rolling Downhill
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
DODGE - Dad's Ole Dead Garage Experiment

haha, i do drive a mustang, but i still love these things

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mod70
unregistered Total posts: 48
posted August 22, 2004 12:58 PM           send a private message to littlesister   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/QuoteBBBBBB
Thank you sis for starting to take it to the imports!

TRAITORS!
Order
Your
Outrageous
Trucks
American!

Manufactured for
Asians with
Zero
Driving
Ability

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JRB13
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 80
posted August 22, 2004 05:22 PM  
SINCE WE ARE TALKING BOUT IMPORTS
BIGGEST
MONEY
WASTED

GOT
EVERYTHING
OVERHAULED

KOREAN
INDUSTRIAL
ACCIDENT

VIRTUALLY
WORHTLESS

SWEEDISH
AUTOMOBILES
ALWAYS
BREAKDOWN

HERES
Y
U
NEVER
DRIVE
A
IMPORT

bobaluuu
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 474
posted August 22, 2004 09:27 PM  
thats pretty kool J.R.

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akadirtracer7
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 217
posted August 23, 2004 11:50 AM  
GM= great monkey ,garage mate,GMC= great mistakes corporation,or gimmie my ****pp.And did you know why chevy claims to be the longest lasting truck on the road? thats because when they rust out the rust falls on the side of the road so you validate the term longest lasting truck on the road, or part of a truck which also goes with the like a rock song.That junk sure did good at mis yesterday.Being a self employed auto tech you chevie boys have nothing to ramble about I fix trannys in chevy trucks more than anything else at a rate of about 8 out of ten.Great piece.

htrdr
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 13
posted August 23, 2004 09:31 PM  
YEAH BUT THEY ALL HAVE PROBLEMS DIRT RACER , SHOULD WE EVEN START ON THE EMISSIONS SYSTEMS ON THE FORDS, RACK AND PINION BUSHINGS ON THE DODGES , FUEL PUMPS ON THE JEEPS, ETC.,ETC.. HELP ME OUT JUNYER B.

akadirtracer7
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 217
posted August 23, 2004 10:16 PM  
just goes to show ain't nothing better than anything else they all got problems.

outlawstock17
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 1363
posted August 24, 2004 06:00 AM  
it's not what's stamped on the valve cover that makes a car fast. it's who's strapped in the seat and who's turning the wrenches.....and it's not necessarily who's spending the most money. a sharp cat will find a way to beat you with less money.

joetaylor
Dirt Forum Champ
Total posts: 640
posted August 24, 2004 06:21 AM  
out law I could not said better my self I am currently employed @ a ford dealer and we do alot of tranies here too but that Is all we see so does that mean that they are all junk no they are all great until they break btw I drive a chevy for the last 20 years are they the best no but I sure like them alot ASE master mechanic for the last 15 years so I have seen It all

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akadirtracer7
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 217
posted August 24, 2004 05:24 PM  
Hey JT I used to work @ the Chrysler dealers and have been on my own for the last 12 years and I work on everything but try to stay away from the rice burners.And like I said they all have problems.When a customer asks me what brand of truck to buy I tell them to buy what you like because you will be to critical with the other brands.I don't care what brand they get i will see them later fixin it.

JRB13
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 80
posted August 24, 2004 06:16 PM  
I AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU GUYS AND IF THEY DIDNT HAVE PROBLEMS WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO MAKE A LIVING. SO THAT MEANS NO RACING SO I HOPE THEY ALL COMTINUE WITH PROBLEMS.LOL

bobaluuu
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 474
posted August 24, 2004 07:22 PM  
I dont know fellas, those "Exploders" sure
help pay the bills on a fairly consistent basis.

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littlesister
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 48
posted August 24, 2004 08:25 PM  
If none of them had problems, my family wouldn't survive! haha Don't forget what an auto tech does, and what is in their job description. As far as being the best, it's all about skill and technique. It's a learning process that comes with experience, not the vehicle make you race.

JRB13
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 80
posted August 25, 2004 08:59 PM  
DONT FORGET THE INCREPIDS AND THE MERCURY MISTAKES YOU AUTO TECHS KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

iowatoolman
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 369
posted August 26, 2004 09:38 AM  
and the buick road monster
or the ford thunder chicken

0six
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 52
posted August 26, 2004 03:05 PM  
I used to own a towing company until recently. (i sold out last year) The most commonly towed vehicles from my experience is the cadillac 2nd would be smaller ford dodge and chevys(with the 4 bangers) 3rd is the american made v6 (with the exception of the 4.3 chevy and the 4.0 ford) 4th was KIA 5th was toyotas nisans the american made v8 was about the least towed vehicle. (car or truck except cadillac.)

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bobaluuu
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 474
posted August 26, 2004 09:54 PM  
MAN WE ALL FOR GOT ABOUT THE FAMOUS BLUE
OVAL "TURDRUS"

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akadirtracer7
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 217
posted August 27, 2004 10:40 AM  
Lets not forget the lt1 that can cost 1000.00 to do a tune up on.Or the 3800 which is problably gm best motor that has the plastic intake that cracks or the garbage gaskets that they all use now a days.

iowatoolman
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 369
posted August 27, 2004 04:51 PM  
chevy shuv it
and mopar

M otor
O ut i'm
P ushing
A round
R ear

and SS
super slow
should sell

Sick&Twisted
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 15
posted August 29, 2004 10:17 AM  
for
only
rich
drivers

hotrod!!!!!



crew81
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 10
posted August 31, 2004 09:25 PM  

 
just an image...

19J
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 370
posted August 31, 2004 09:49 PM  
I like chevys but....
CHEAP
HEAP
EVERY
VALVE
RATTLES
OIL
LEAKS
EVERY
TIME

Fords i think everyone said them all lol.

Ill agree they all have problems. But ill take a chevy over a ford any day. Those taurus trannys are real good LOL.

iowatoolman
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 369
posted August 31, 2004 10:03 PM  
a friend of mine said that they all push the same HARD

LOL

drive hard or drive home

mod70
unregistered Total posts: 369
posted August 31, 2004 10:32 PM           send a private message to iowatoolman   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/QuoteBBBBBB
81 - Now that's flippin' funny!!!!!!!

19J
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 370
posted September 01, 2004 07:37 AM  
They even do it twice just to make sure the drivers can catch it when they look lol.

Heres a joke.
Did you know FORD made heated tailgates???


They didnt want hands to get cold while pushing them LOL.

PEDDLER
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 446
posted September 02, 2004 05:27 PM  
F. friggin
O. owner
R. really
D. dumb.

    

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