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31b
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posted September 21, 2000 08:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 31b   Click Here to Email 31b     send a private message to 31b   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Any body seen some preety good ones?

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x13jc
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posted September 21, 2000 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for x13jc   Click Here to Email x13jc     send a private message to x13jc   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 27426975
"Rookie Driver" from a driver that has been racing late models and modifieds for over 20yrs.

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Angie17
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posted September 21, 2000 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Angie17   Click Here to Email Angie17     send a private message to Angie17   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This should be on the back of my husbands mod.

"THE OTHER WOMAN" LOL


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Steph
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posted September 22, 2000 12:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steph   Click Here to Email Steph     send a private message to Steph   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 6762482
Jamie Temples who runs at Charleston has "Racing ***** ! But my wife makes me do it!"

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SCOOTER M40
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posted September 22, 2000 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SCOOTER M40   Click Here to Email SCOOTER M40     send a private message to SCOOTER M40   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The back of my mod reads (BRAKE GAURD)
But it sould read (After Me U Come First)

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cleatus
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posted September 23, 2000 10:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cleatus     send a private message to cleatus   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

" My drinking team has a racing problem "

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4s racing
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posted September 24, 2000 03:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 4s racing   Click Here to Email 4s racing     send a private message to 4s racing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is all you'll see unless your in the stands

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Lundyracing
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posted September 25, 2000 06:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lundyracing   Click Here to Email Lundyracing     send a private message to Lundyracing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We haul ... (Picture of a donkey) -or-
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch! -or-
Work in Progress! -or-
Caution - vehicle makes sudden left turns!

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wfoondirt
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posted September 25, 2000 08:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wfoondirt   Click Here to Email wfoondirt     send a private message to wfoondirt   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
had predator chassis on it....after the motor blew in a huge fireball we changed it to flammable

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LAYNE_Trans
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posted October 04, 2000 08:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LAYNE_Trans   Click Here to Email LAYNE_Trans     send a private message to LAYNE_Trans   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On Rick Ward's modified at Manzanita ..
"How's the Mud Back There ?"

"Second is the first loser"

Driver unknown, and for good reason..
"You must be Constipated, Cause You Can't Pass a Thing"

On a street stock in Kansas years back..
"Directions, Next corner, turn right"

Frank McGehee's Wichita, KS late model..
"Older than Dirt"

Some of my friends in Kansas that raced together (John Cragg, Mike Cragg and Jim Withee) each had one of the following on their modified...
"Kicking A** with Class"
"Haling A** with Class"
"Drunk Off Our A** with Class"

Unknown modified at a race in Florida..
"FREE A** Whoopin' with each Motor Claimed"

on an asphalt modifed in California..
"Oil Dry Test Vehicle"

and my personal favorite, simple and sweet...
"Lap Traffic Ahead"

On our two cars, brothers Bobby Layne and Richard Layne had the following..

on Richards car, "FAST Layne, the other LAyNE is too slow" and on Bobby's car "I ain't RICH, I'm the other LAYNE".

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Reign
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posted October 05, 2000 12:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Reign   Click Here to Email Reign     send a private message to Reign   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 28044483
ive seen a few goodones
B
quitcha^itchen
( had to type it like that so u could see it)
on a guy who bought one of the fast cars at my track who had never driven any kind of circle track we all put

" caution........drag racer on board!! "
he ran drags for a long time but he loves dirt now

[This message has been edited by Reign (edited October 05, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Reign (edited October 05, 2000).]

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77Racer
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posted October 15, 2000 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 77Racer   Click Here to Email 77Racer     send a private message to 77Racer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had on my streeter,,"Use your brain,,not my Bumper" ,,I'm puting on my Modified this next year,"DISTURBED".

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modified37
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posted October 19, 2000 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for modified37     send a private message to modified37   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Brakes are for ??????

Dirt's for racing & asphalts for getting there.

[This message has been edited by jammin (edited October 20, 2000).]

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Pa. Mod Man
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posted October 20, 2000 04:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pa. Mod Man   Click Here to Email Pa. Mod Man     send a private message to Pa. Mod Man   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Youa Crasha My Car Ia Kicka your A**.

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sixwillwin
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posted October 20, 2000 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sixwillwin   Click Here to Email sixwillwin     send a private message to sixwillwin   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On back of a stock car:

"Cheaper Than a Wife!"

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hotfan
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posted November 02, 2000 10:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hotfan   Click Here to Email hotfan     send a private message to hotfan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw this one on the back of a Modified in Texas. "If you're reading this I must be kicking your a**!!!:

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Flipper13
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posted November 02, 2000 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Flipper13   Click Here to Email Flipper13     send a private message to Flipper13   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 68932244
I put this on the back of my mini stocker in Texas. It maybe a Datsun but its driven by a Ford. my last name is ford

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Roadhzrd
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posted December 14, 2000 12:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roadhzrd   Click Here to Email Roadhzrd     send a private message to Roadhzrd   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!

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redpushtruck
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posted December 15, 2000 05:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for redpushtruck   Click Here to Email redpushtruck     send a private message to redpushtruck   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OURS SAYS " THIS MUDS FOR YOU "

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AMRA96
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posted December 15, 2000 06:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AMRA96   Click Here to Email AMRA96     send a private message to AMRA96   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?

the back of my mod. says " Racing gives me a CHUBBY"

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Rooster
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posted December 17, 2000 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rooster   Click Here to Email Rooster     send a private message to Rooster   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

On a car in Kansas, My yellow brick road is paved with DIRT!

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LITTLEMAN
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posted December 17, 2000 08:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LITTLEMAN   Click Here to Email LITTLEMAN     send a private message to LITTLEMAN   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ON A STREET STOCK WITH A PRETTY BASHED UP BACK END,"GO AHEAD EVERYONE ELSE DOES"

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Hammer 1
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posted December 19, 2000 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hammer 1   Click Here to Email Hammer 1     send a private message to Hammer 1   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Racin'***** but my daddy makes me do it

We've upped our standards so up yours

Lunatic fringe

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7a
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posted December 26, 2000 03:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 7a   Click Here to Email 7a     send a private message to 7a   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
on the back of my mod
S**** TO BE YOU

[This message has been edited by 7a (edited December 27, 2000).]

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Shaner429
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posted December 29, 2000 05:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Shaner429   Click Here to Email Shaner429     send a private message to Shaner429   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw one once that said "Oh S**t" what was funny is it was up side down.

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danfox99
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posted December 30, 2000 02:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for danfox99   Click Here to Email danfox99     send a private message to danfox99   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?

are's will say get busy.

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racegirl
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posted February 02, 2001 08:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for racegirl   Click Here to Email racegirl     send a private message to racegirl   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?
The more I know about women the more I like my race car


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PLAY HARD
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posted February 27, 2001 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PLAY HARD   Click Here to Email PLAY HARD     send a private message to PLAY HARD   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Was lined up behind a Modified at the Beatrice Spring Nationals that read, "Did'nt come to make friends, I brought my own."

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mongo21
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posted February 27, 2001 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mongo21   Click Here to Email mongo21     send a private message to mongo21   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a friend of mine,who has been on his roof a few times has (This Side Down) wrote on the bottom of his mod.and Win,Lose or Crash just be spectactular.

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ladyracer
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posted March 27, 2001 11:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ladyracer   Click Here to Email ladyracer     send a private message to ladyracer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 103282278
"You have just been passes by a girl"

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JustaRacer
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posted May 08, 2001 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JustaRacer     send a private message to JustaRacer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ours says: "Faster than a Heartbeat". We race Fords!

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49mtmod
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posted May 08, 2001 12:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 49mtmod   Click Here to Email 49mtmod     send a private message to 49mtmod   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HOOSIER DADDY!?!?


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Mudbuster
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posted May 08, 2001 07:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mudbuster     send a private message to Mudbuster   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it weren't for Fords
Our Tools would Rust

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poboy2
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posted May 08, 2001 09:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for poboy2   Click Here to Email poboy2     send a private message to poboy2   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"WE AIN'T THE BADDEST....BUT THE BAD DON'T MESS WITH US!!!!!!

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49mtmod
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posted May 08, 2001 09:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 49mtmod   Click Here to Email 49mtmod     send a private message to 49mtmod   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
- racecar spelled backwards is racecar

- a lot of good racing careers were ended by marriage, a lot of good marriages were ended by racing careers

- sponsored by VISA

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burchracing
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posted May 20, 2001 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for burchracing   Click Here to Email burchracing     send a private message to burchracing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is on the back of a bomber at Brownstown.

"GOT BALLS"

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BILLY BOB
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posted May 21, 2001 11:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BILLY BOB     send a private message to BILLY BOB   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SEEN ONE LAST WEEKEND

$525
"PETTY CASH"

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2FAST4U
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posted May 28, 2001 10:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2FAST4U   Click Here to Email 2FAST4U     send a private message to 2FAST4U   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
we had one on the back of our streetstock that said
brakes are 4 p*ss*es
and another one said brakes 4 sale
drive it like you stole it

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Elwood
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posted May 30, 2001 08:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Elwood   Click Here to Email Elwood     send a private message to Elwood   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well after putting my car in the wall on Sat. and breaking 3 bones in my foot I am considering this on the back of my mod.

Wall 3 Matt 0

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mongo21
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posted May 30, 2001 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mongo21   Click Here to Email mongo21     send a private message to mongo21   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
that's funny elwood....mine sould be ladder 15 mongo splat!

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PEDDLER
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posted May 31, 2001 08:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PEDDLER   Click Here to Email PEDDLER     send a private message to PEDDLER   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A street Stock at our local track:

I've got one arm, What's your excuse?

The driver lost an arm in a non racing accident several years ago and drives better than most with both arms.

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Screamin
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posted June 01, 2001 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Screamin   Click Here to Email Screamin     send a private message to Screamin   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
let's not forget the best one, "Faster than You"

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minimike57
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posted June 01, 2001 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for minimike57   Click Here to Email minimike57     send a private message to minimike57   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I work on cars withAMRA96.He needs a new saying for this year.Whatcha think there R.H.

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start79
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posted June 03, 2001 11:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for start79   Click Here to Email start79     send a private message to start79   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw on another post, someone was wondering when "You are the weakest link, Goodbye!" was going to appear on a car. lol

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hawtee91
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posted June 08, 2001 03:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hawtee91   Click Here to Email hawtee91     send a private message to hawtee91   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
there's a girl at Flomaton, Alabama whose car says "Caution: Does not play well with others"
quote:
Originally posted by start79:
I saw on another post, someone was wondering when "You are the weakest link, Goodbye!" was going to appear on a car. lol


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KPLugnut
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posted June 12, 2001 11:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KPLugnut   Click Here to Email KPLugnut     send a private message to KPLugnut   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's a few I've seen or used (not sayin' which I've used!LOL!)...

"Here's Yer Sign!"
"Doctor's Orders: No lifting!"
"Lucy! I'm Home!"
"Warning: This Unit May Start Automatically at Any Time"
"Yerstartintopi$$meoff"
"Bubba Can Dance!" (driver's nickname was Bubba)
"Indian Outlaw"
"D.I.L.L.I.G.A.S."

Enjoy...
KPLugnut

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Big Nasty
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posted June 14, 2001 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big Nasty   Click Here to Email Big Nasty     send a private message to Big Nasty   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bomber at Brownstown:
"Big Eyes... Brown Shorts"

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extreme
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posted June 15, 2001 07:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for extreme   Click Here to Email extreme     send a private message to extreme   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Last year we thought about putting "Student Driver" on our car.

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Pickles
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posted June 18, 2001 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pickles   Click Here to Email Pickles     send a private message to Pickles   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Turn right at the next exit.

Are you wearing clean shorts?

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Pickles
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posted June 20, 2001 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pickles   Click Here to Email Pickles     send a private message to Pickles   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of a MOPAR..."Any fool can hotrod a chevy"

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