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Author Topic:   Funny saying on the back of a Modified
d78racer
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posted May 24, 2002 11:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for d78racer   Click Here to Email d78racer     send a private message to d78racer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of my old beat up hobby stock. I had "She ain't pretty,But she puts out!!!

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dryslick racer
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posted May 25, 2002 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dryslick racer   Click Here to Email dryslick racer     send a private message to dryslick racer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of a hobby car: "Divorce Court" The owner had been married and divorced 5 times,same race car though.

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27xRacing
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posted May 27, 2002 02:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 27xRacing   Click Here to Email 27xRacing     send a private message to 27xRacing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is on Mad Mike Hagens car "Bad Boys Racin' Often Implicated but seldom Intimadated"

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Jet Hydro
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posted May 27, 2002 06:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jet Hydro   Click Here to Email Jet Hydro     send a private message to Jet Hydro   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of my mod it said: "Real Fast Race Cars Turn Right NOT Left"

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LayfieldRacing
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posted May 27, 2002 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LayfieldRacing   Click Here to Email LayfieldRacing     send a private message to LayfieldRacing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If u let up for a second thats where you will finish.

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rookieracer36
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posted May 28, 2002 12:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rookieracer36   Click Here to Email rookieracer36     send a private message to rookieracer36   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
on the back of my brothers mod last year was "would you like some chesse with that wine" the reason for that is because everybody was *****ing about being out ran by a stock vortec 6 cylinder out of a 99 s10
and other 6 cylinders that we had that year

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Pickles
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posted May 28, 2002 12:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pickles   Click Here to Email Pickles     send a private message to Pickles   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wanna Race ?

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kar08
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posted May 28, 2002 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kar08   Click Here to Email kar08     send a private message to kar08   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
KISS MY Si (CRX Si mini)


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FordRacr14
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posted May 28, 2002 10:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FordRacr14   Click Here to Email FordRacr14     send a private message to FordRacr14   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Used on my wife's street stock and now her modified: Bad *** toyz aren't just for boyz!

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Pickles
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posted June 27, 2002 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pickles   Click Here to Email Pickles     send a private message to Pickles   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Its a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"

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JOND00
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posted July 08, 2002 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JOND00   Click Here to Email JOND00     send a private message to JOND00   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Saw one at Cotage Grove "REMEMBER, I MIGHT BE BEHIND YOU" makes a guy think twice.

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dirtracer14
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posted July 08, 2002 11:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtracer14   Click Here to Email dirtracer14     send a private message to dirtracer14   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Was it # 21?

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tdevans93
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posted July 26, 2002 12:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tdevans93   Click Here to Email tdevans93     send a private message to tdevans93   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Had a buddy that caged a brown camaro to be a street stock. Like any racer he had to race it before it was painted. So we simply took a paint brush with yellow and tan house paint and painted pieces of corn and peanuts all over the car. The car's name........
THE FLYING FECES

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marty
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posted July 26, 2002 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marty   Click Here to Email marty     send a private message to marty   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I race on the hard stuff I turn my boot lid over & it reads "burn" "rub" "ber" !. This goes with the speech bubbles coming from the 3 frogs sat on top of a beer bottle.

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ModifiedRcn3s
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posted September 07, 2002 01:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ModifiedRcn3s   Click Here to Email ModifiedRcn3s     send a private message to ModifiedRcn3s   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Payin the cost to be the Boss"

"Goin broke in $tyle"

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ghec99t
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posted September 08, 2002 01:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghec99t   Click Here to Email ghec99t     send a private message to ghec99t   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw these on cars at local tracks
I may be not be fast But I can stay ahead of you
Horn not woking watch for finger
CAUTION car may exsplode for no reason
You gotta be fast to get past
I dont get mad I get even
Better have tried to get bye
BYE-BYE AGAIN
Drive deffensivly buy a tank
Lunitic on board
When do I turn RIGHT?????

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Geffy95x
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posted September 21, 2002 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Geffy95x   Click Here to Email Geffy95x     send a private message to Geffy95x   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ours says "don't you just hate that!!"

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mike10az
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posted September 22, 2002 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mike10az   Click Here to Email mike10az     send a private message to mike10az   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
on the back of SuperNationals champ and Arizona racer Darren Williams car this past weekend at Manzy where he kicked but on the 1/2 mile,

Notice: Driver only carries $525 dollars in CASH

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carscomefirst
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posted September 28, 2002 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for carscomefirst     send a private message to carscomefirst   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ont the back of my 2 man cruiser and my super stock:
Ditch the b****, lets go racing.

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redlineracer
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posted September 30, 2002 11:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for redlineracer     send a private message to redlineracer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a modified driver from montana: got sheep!

or,

I started with nothing and I still have a little of that left.

or

"O" sh** she likes my pimp juice.

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UMP#72
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posted October 01, 2002 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for UMP#72   Click Here to Email UMP#72     send a private message to UMP#72   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'am thinking about putting this one on my mod. " If you can read this your losing"

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gatorgirl
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posted October 07, 2002 07:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gatorgirl     send a private message to gatorgirl   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of my boyfriend's street stock..." Don't have to cheat, To Compete"!!

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jhon hollomon
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posted October 07, 2002 08:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jhon hollomon   Click Here to Email jhon hollomon     send a private message to jhon hollomon   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"DOGGY STYLE" on the back of Larry stevensons big dog chassis #7 modified

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Pickles
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posted October 07, 2002 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pickles   Click Here to Email Pickles     send a private message to Pickles   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Driver failed anger management class.

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Andre
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posted October 08, 2002 04:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Andre   Click Here to Email Andre     send a private message to Andre   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If you want to go to the front follow me!

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mod 65
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posted October 09, 2002 09:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mod 65   Click Here to Email mod 65     send a private message to mod 65   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My uncle used to have on his Supermodified---NEARBROKEUS, another 1 --Chasin or Racin---Outhouse Mouse

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Dirt Track Junkie
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posted October 09, 2002 10:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dirt Track Junkie   Click Here to Email Dirt Track Junkie     send a private message to Dirt Track Junkie   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dave Byrd here in California had a car that had painted in 1" letters on the back of his car,

"If you can read this you are a very close second"

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ORC
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posted November 03, 2002 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ORC   Click Here to Email ORC     send a private message to ORC   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Saw this on a mod parked next to me "GOT BRAKES, APPLY NOW"

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hoosier_baby_3D
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posted November 04, 2002 01:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hoosier_baby_3D   Click Here to Email hoosier_baby_3D     send a private message to hoosier_baby_3D   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some of them that I have seen/we've used:
Hoosier Baby!!!
How do you like me know?
Rubbin is Racin"
Dixie Crusier
Caution: Female driver
Katie wants a fast one. (Katie is the driver)
stop and smell my dust.
your gettin beat by a GIRL.
daddy's money, daughter car.
In it to win it!
Daddy had to sell the farm.
this is my kids inheritence.
Race and stop readin this!
SEE YA!!
Later Gator!

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"Blood, Sweat, and Gears"

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hoosier_baby_3D
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posted November 04, 2002 04:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hoosier_baby_3D   Click Here to Email hoosier_baby_3D     send a private message to hoosier_baby_3D   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I forgot one of my favorites:
"Real women wear Dirt."

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"Blood, Sweat, and Gears"

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HRT187
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posted November 04, 2002 07:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HRT187   Click Here to Email HRT187     send a private message to HRT187   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I dunno about the back but in small letters on my bumper it says:

"Say 'ello to my litl' friend!"

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b4racing
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posted November 04, 2002 08:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for b4racing   Click Here to Email b4racing     send a private message to b4racing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had put student driver on my car as a liscense plate and my dad and cousin put stupid driver over it and before that my mom had a toyota and they went over the ota with let.
They also put just married on my car last year and tied antifreeze jugs to it. for hot laps.

[This message has been edited by b4racing (edited November 04, 2002).]

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jhon hollomon
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posted November 05, 2002 12:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jhon hollomon   Click Here to Email jhon hollomon     send a private message to jhon hollomon   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm thining of putting " panic intelligently" on the back of my car next year.

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Wauge28
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posted November 18, 2002 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wauge28   Click Here to Email Wauge28     send a private message to Wauge28   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Caution, Driver out of Prozac

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PEDDLER
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posted November 25, 2002 07:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PEDDLER   Click Here to Email PEDDLER     send a private message to PEDDLER   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw this on the back of a Hobby Stocker that was sponsered by a radiator repair co.

"The Best Place In Town To Take A Leak"

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DMS CEO
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posted December 04, 2002 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DMS CEO   Click Here to Email DMS CEO     send a private message to DMS CEO   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I put on my car RACECAR INGREDIENTS: 2 LARGE CANS OF WHOOPASS, YEARS OF DEDICATION, WHOLE BUNCH OF HORSEPOWER, TWICE AS MANY BALLS.

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99EMBREY
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posted December 07, 2002 08:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 99EMBREY     send a private message to 99EMBREY   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"HE WHO'S FASTER, TRAVELS ALONE"

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cmiller51
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posted December 15, 2002 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cmiller51   Click Here to Email cmiller51     send a private message to cmiller51   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"It ain't braggin, if you've done it..."

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RWA3
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posted December 16, 2002 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RWA3   Click Here to Email RWA3     send a private message to RWA3   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"MY PLEASURE IS WORTH YOUR PAIN"

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RWA3
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posted December 18, 2002 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RWA3   Click Here to Email RWA3     send a private message to RWA3   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of my buddy's sportsman it said "I'D HATE ME TOO,IF I WAS YOU!"

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creekracingurl33
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posted December 20, 2002 07:12 AM           send a private message to RWA3   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
on the back of my dads mod when we got it, it said "wide open til you see god then brake"

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ModMan43
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posted December 23, 2002 03:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ModMan43   Click Here to Email ModMan43     send a private message to ModMan43   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A buddy of mine put on "It ain't my fault" then I put on "Did I do that"
Some others
Tonight we guzzle
Dat ain't nuttin
Show me what ya working with
Whatch ya self
Wanna be like mike (inside thing)
Billy who? (another inside thing)

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BK19
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posted December 24, 2002 05:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BK19   Click Here to Email BK19     send a private message to BK19   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 40696038
if you can read this SWEEEEEEEET!!!!!!

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okiepro4
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posted December 26, 2002 08:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for okiepro4     send a private message to okiepro4   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"what ever it takes"


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thebigdirt
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posted December 26, 2002 10:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for thebigdirt   Click Here to Email thebigdirt     send a private message to thebigdirt   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
how about these
fire dept sign - keep back 500 ft-
this marriage has been temperarally put on hold for racing season.
the snow plow
farm boys toy
can you see if my underware back there
sorry i have gas
just married to my race car
this is my new wife
my kids college fund
anger management
hope you find your way in my dust

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