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Racer14K
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posted June 23, 2001 10:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Racer14K   Click Here to Email Racer14K     send a private message to Racer14K   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Floor It Till You See GOD - Then Turn Left

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bigdracing74
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posted July 16, 2001 03:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bigdracing74   Click Here to Email bigdracing74     send a private message to bigdracing74   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote UIN: 97888000
on the back of my dads car it has in search of the MO-MO monster, for supporting his efforts to find the big foot of missouri in his younger days



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mod_slider
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posted August 23, 2001 08:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mod_slider     send a private message to mod_slider   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here are two of my favorites:

"You must be fast cause I was hauling a** when I passed you!"

"Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend"

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speed_angel
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posted August 27, 2001 03:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for speed_angel   Click Here to Email speed_angel     send a private message to speed_angel   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought about using "Wearing dirt not skirts"

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MalarPerformanceEngines
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posted September 09, 2001 06:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MalarPerformanceEngines   Click Here to Email MalarPerformanceEngines     send a private message to MalarPerformanceEngines   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On Chris Quinn's modified:

"If thy brother offends thee, smythe him with thy bumper"

(I might have spelled it wrong, but you get the idea...)


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Pickles
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posted September 09, 2001 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pickles   Click Here to Email Pickles     send a private message to Pickles   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you REALLY want to spend a week repairing your chassis?

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cghsparky
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posted September 10, 2001 11:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cghsparky     send a private message to cghsparky   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cry Babies Stay Home!

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KcModFan
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posted September 12, 2001 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KcModFan   Click Here to Email KcModFan     send a private message to KcModFan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I Think I have seen that car. Is it yellow?
quote:
Originally posted by Rooster:

On a car in Kansas, My yellow brick road is paved with DIRT!



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AC156
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posted September 19, 2001 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AC156     send a private message to AC156   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Stay back 100ft."

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andykmod
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posted October 19, 2001 02:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for andykmod   Click Here to Email andykmod     send a private message to andykmod   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M PARKED!!!

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danfox99
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posted October 19, 2001 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for danfox99   Click Here to Email danfox99     send a private message to danfox99   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

you read this a few lap's ago.

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LittleKBI1
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posted October 19, 2001 09:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LittleKBI1   Click Here to Email LittleKBI1     send a private message to LittleKBI1   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well on the back of our mod it says "roofus" which is the guys dogs name.
then on the back of our street stock is says "still goin" with a picture of the energizer bunny.

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rjjracing
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posted October 22, 2001 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rjjracing   Click Here to Email rjjracing     send a private message to rjjracing   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAD "SLACMASTER" ON THE BACK OF A MOD[IMG]

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dman60
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posted October 22, 2001 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dman60   Click Here to Email dman60     send a private message to dman60   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thought about putting this on my rear panel
upside down-
" If you can read this, please turn me back over!"
Dman

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dirtracers
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posted November 21, 2001 10:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtracers   Click Here to Email dirtracers     send a private message to dirtracers   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ON the back of a street stock in Louisiana
"Kiss This"

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dirtracers
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posted November 21, 2001 10:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtracers   Click Here to Email dirtracers     send a private message to dirtracers   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
saw one on the back of a street stock in Louisiana
"Kiss This"

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Fast132
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posted November 22, 2001 01:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fast132   Click Here to Email Fast132     send a private message to Fast132   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nightstalker hobbystock out of Ga. Reads "Fujimo" I thought it was some sort of sponsor. It stands for: F U Jack, I'm Moving On"

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jcmx75
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posted November 26, 2001 09:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jcmx75   Click Here to Email jcmx75     send a private message to jcmx75   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
At our local track, Nolan Morrow, a modified driver, has the website www.morrow.com which doesn't exist. He definitely got a lot of attention out of it though.

Some others:

You've just been 86ed (car # 86)

Racing...because football, baseball, and golf only require one ball

A battle between two cars at our track (who are friends)

1st car: Who's Your Daddy?
2nd car: I'm your daddy.
1st car: Crybabies don't make good daddies.
(First car had a couple of rollover incidents so the 2nd car stuck this on the back of the car upside down)
2nd car: I'm still your daddy.

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wannabeDIRTdriver
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posted January 06, 2002 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wannabeDIRTdriver   Click Here to Email wannabeDIRTdriver     send a private message to wannabeDIRTdriver   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
here's a good one: "I may be slow, but I'm in front of you."
"CAUTION: I drive as bad as you do"
"Rubber side down"

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marple
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posted January 06, 2002 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marple   Click Here to Email marple     send a private message to marple   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LICKEM

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#28
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posted January 11, 2002 12:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for #28     send a private message to #28   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-DIRT

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Tom Asmus
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posted January 27, 2002 12:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tom Asmus   Click Here to Email Tom Asmus     send a private message to Tom Asmus   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CHEVY AGITATOR!! We race FORDS!!

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yellowjacket45
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posted February 02, 2002 07:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for yellowjacket45   Click Here to Email yellowjacket45     send a private message to yellowjacket45   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WHO LET THE DODGE OUT

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ford5
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posted February 02, 2002 07:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ford5   Click Here to Email ford5     send a private message to ford5   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You can step on the brake, you can step on the gas, but if you step on your D--K you're gonna get passed!!!!

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TOMMY
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posted February 02, 2002 11:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TOMMY   Click Here to Email TOMMY     send a private message to TOMMY   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HOBBY CAR I-30 LITTLE ROCK
"GET USE TO IT!!!!!!

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crzy1
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posted February 03, 2002 04:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for crzy1   Click Here to Email crzy1     send a private message to crzy1   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mine says "let up for a second and thats were you will finish"

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autoshop
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posted February 07, 2002 05:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for autoshop     send a private message to autoshop   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Marshco Mule Motor they haul a**
Tak's Speed Shop Rap by the J**

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coxmod12c
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posted February 11, 2002 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for coxmod12c     send a private message to coxmod12c   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of our mod we have "ODLER THAN DIRT" the driver is in his mid fifties & the car owner is 68.
http://www.coxracing12c.homestead.com/home.html

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Hambone
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posted February 12, 2002 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hambone   Click Here to Email Hambone     send a private message to Hambone   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of my sportsman I'm thinking of putting KODA

Kiss Ol' Dave's A**

My names Dave

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SpeedRush
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posted February 13, 2002 12:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SpeedRush   Click Here to Email SpeedRush     send a private message to SpeedRush   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm known to always have "Drive it like you stole it" on the rear but I'm considering changing that this year.
Some other that people have suggested to me:

"If you want to finish 2nd follow me" This one I saw on a shirt.

"Take it like a LOSER" My brother-in-law recomended this, but it's like asking for a beating competition.

"Go Slow, get faster"

"Make it count, or back off"

"2nd place is no better than last"

Just a few, I'm not sure what I'll use this year.



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Todd0117
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posted February 23, 2002 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Todd0117   Click Here to Email Todd0117     send a private message to Todd0117   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?

I didn't come here to make freinds I brought my own

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dirtracer14
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posted February 23, 2002 09:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtracer14   Click Here to Email dirtracer14     send a private message to dirtracer14   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If your reading this your the first LOSER!!!

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NARLEY HARLEY
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posted February 24, 2002 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for NARLEY HARLEY     send a private message to NARLEY HARLEY   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw this on the back of a hobby car. A picture of tweety bird and he says "all I want after the race is a beer and a little bit of puddy"

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Dirt-Tracker
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posted February 24, 2002 09:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dirt-Tracker   Click Here to Email Dirt-Tracker     send a private message to Dirt-Tracker   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Go ahead and hit me, everyone else has!!!"
"Somedays your the dog and somedays your the fire hydrant!!!"

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EVANSRACING24E
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posted February 24, 2002 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EVANSRACING24E   Click Here to Email EVANSRACING24E     send a private message to EVANSRACING24E   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i have "ROLLING TIN CAN" on mine because it usually gets opened up like one

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speedy46
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posted February 26, 2002 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for speedy46   Click Here to Email speedy46     send a private message to speedy46   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
this is the best one ever

Losing call 1-800-8my-dust

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#28
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posted February 28, 2002 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for #28     send a private message to #28   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I DON'T KNOW!" on the back of rokkie driver

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fatboy
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posted February 28, 2002 09:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatboy   Click Here to Email fatboy     send a private message to fatboy   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Alcoholic.
The funny thing is the driver don't drink.
I think it implies to him using an alcohol carb.

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00BARE FAN
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posted March 07, 2002 12:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 00BARE FAN   Click Here to Email 00BARE FAN     send a private message to 00BARE FAN   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like "What Goes Around, Comes Around", however, the hubby will have "Caution: Does not play well with others!" on his spoiler in 2002...

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YotaRacer
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posted March 19, 2002 07:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YotaRacer   Click Here to Email YotaRacer     send a private message to YotaRacer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Back of mini stock half the cylinders twice the fun.

Back of pro four truck ricetrk

going on back of modified Shake it Baby

going on front of modified Picture of duck with tickle your a## with a feather under it

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uforacing51
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posted March 23, 2002 12:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for uforacing51   Click Here to Email uforacing51     send a private message to uforacing51   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A lot of guys around here run the "S" on their cars for "superman". So a friend racing a late model put "Kryptonite" on his car.

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dirtracer14
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posted March 24, 2002 11:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtracer14   Click Here to Email dirtracer14     send a private message to dirtracer14   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok this came from my 9 year old
DONT WEAR A SKIRT....RACE ON DIRT!


was thinking about putting on the mod this year along with calvin releaving himself on a few states

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donslink
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posted May 04, 2002 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for donslink     send a private message to donslink   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER" (after blowing up 6 motors)

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dirttracker98
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posted May 04, 2002 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirttracker98   Click Here to Email dirttracker98     send a private message to dirttracker98   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Check the oil check the gas I'm ready to race and kick.................. when the green flag drops the bull stops

[This message has been edited by dirttracker98 (edited May 04, 2002).]

[This message has been edited by jammin (edited May 04, 2002).]

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mike10az
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posted May 05, 2002 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mike10az   Click Here to Email mike10az     send a private message to mike10az   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Drive With Caution: U have just Entered a NO PASSING zone

my favorite color is..........checkers

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2wildcrewguy
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posted May 05, 2002 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2wildcrewguy     send a private message to 2wildcrewguy   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CAUTION...experiment in progress

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modracer817
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posted May 07, 2002 07:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for modracer817   Click Here to Email modracer817     send a private message to modracer817   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
my first year i ran a claimer and was runnig first until i was spun the winner of the race then got claimed for spinning me so the next night i had I AIM TO CLAIM that didnt go over to well so i took it off after bending me car i had to re clip it and decided to make more changes so now it says SLIGHTLY MODIFIED on the back

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dirtybird73
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posted May 12, 2002 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtybird73   Click Here to Email dirtybird73     send a private message to dirtybird73   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here are a few good ones:

<-Passing Side Suicide->

Down With the Sickness

Nonstop to Nowhere

I Wish You Would

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dirtracer50
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posted May 24, 2002 01:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtracer50   Click Here to Email dirtracer50     send a private message to dirtracer50   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The one that stands out in my mind reads.
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON RACING

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xhubby
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posted May 24, 2002 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for xhubby   Click Here to Email xhubby     send a private message to xhubby   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the back of our Pro-Am we had " If it were'nt for child support, this would be a Modified.All 5 members of our team was divorced. On the back of my sons B-Mod he wants to put "Often Licked, Never Beaten

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