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x13jc
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 201
posted November 20, 2002 12:50 PM UIN: 27426975
wife 1.0 released...
Take a look at this and see how it relates to you. Many have already experienced this.

I had this problem with my computer.....

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Application such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you pleae help!!!???

Thanks, A Troubled User

Tech Support responded:

Dear Trouble User,

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have triend to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "warning-Alimony/Child support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and real with situation. I suggest installing background application program C:\YEs DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults(GPFs) You must assume all responsibilty for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best couse of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause Irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

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RACERX

jhon hollomon
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 181
posted November 20, 2002 01:18 PM
I'm still running the girlfriend program and am having a lot of the same problems.Everybody keeps telling me to upgrade but I don't know how that will help!

Racer14K
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 247
posted November 20, 2002 02:04 PM
Maybe the best thing to do would be to just throw the computer in the trash!!!!

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