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jammin
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Total posts: 5556
posted December 09, 2001 04:20 PM UIN: 16262997
You Might Be A Redneck If. . . . . .

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....

You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....

You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....

You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....

You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....

The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....

Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....

You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....

You know the "Back way" to Talledega....

You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....

You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....

Doc22
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 60
posted December 16, 2001 04:26 PM
Didn't realize how much of a redneck I actually am until I read the posts!

BSracer8
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 29
posted December 16, 2001 06:58 PM UIN: 134690359
LOL...........

Roadhzrd
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 138
posted December 28, 2001 11:47 PM UIN: 28276986
Uh-oh I thought that was normal.

Greggie
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 204
posted January 10, 2002 10:57 PM
My wife says that I think the last 4 words to the National Anthem is gentlemen, start your engines... Do you believe that. She's nuts, I tell you.

#28
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 154
posted January 30, 2002 07:15 PM
My wife thinks the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"

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