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Author Topic:   Funny saying on the back of a Modified
31b
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 219
posted September 21, 2000 08:07 AM
Any body seen some preety good ones?

x13jc
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 134
posted September 21, 2000 10:46 AM UIN: 27426975
"Rookie Driver" from a driver that has been racing late models and modifieds for over 20yrs.

Angie17
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 24
posted September 21, 2000 01:09 PM
This should be on the back of my husbands mod.

"THE OTHER WOMAN" LOL


Angie17

Steph
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 60
posted September 22, 2000 12:19 PM UIN: 6762482
Jamie Temples who runs at Charleston has "Racing ***** ! But my wife makes me do it!"

SCOOTER M40
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 25
posted September 22, 2000 05:34 PM
The back of my mod reads (BRAKE GAURD)
But it sould read (After Me U Come First)

cleatus
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 22
posted September 23, 2000 10:26 AM

" My drinking team has a racing problem "

4s racing
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 77
posted September 24, 2000 03:12 PM
This is all you'll see unless your in the stands

Lundyracing
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 6
posted September 25, 2000 06:41 PM
We haul ... (Picture of a donkey) -or-
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch! -or-
Work in Progress! -or-
Caution - vehicle makes sudden left turns!

wfoondirt
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 143
posted September 25, 2000 08:56 PM
had predator chassis on it....after the motor blew in a huge fireball we changed it to flammable

LAYNE_Trans
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 25
posted October 04, 2000 08:19 AM
On Rick Ward's modified at Manzanita ..
"How's the Mud Back There ?"

"Second is the first loser"

Driver unknown, and for good reason..
"You must be Constipated, Cause You Can't Pass a Thing"

On a street stock in Kansas years back..
"Directions, Next corner, turn right"

Frank McGehee's Wichita, KS late model..
"Older than Dirt"

Some of my friends in Kansas that raced together (John Cragg, Mike Cragg and Jim Withee) each had one of the following on their modified...
"Kicking A** with Class"
"Haling A** with Class"
"Drunk Off Our A** with Class"

Unknown modified at a race in Florida..
"FREE A** Whoopin' with each Motor Claimed"

on an asphalt modifed in California..
"Oil Dry Test Vehicle"

and my personal favorite, simple and sweet...
"Lap Traffic Ahead"

On our two cars, brothers Bobby Layne and Richard Layne had the following..

on Richards car, "FAST Layne, the other LAyNE is too slow" and on Bobby's car "I ain't RICH, I'm the other LAYNE".

Reign
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 54
posted October 05, 2000 12:23 AM UIN: 28044483
ive seen a few goodones
B
quitcha^itchen
( had to type it like that so u could see it)
on a guy who bought one of the fast cars at my track who had never driven any kind of circle track we all put

" caution........drag racer on board!! "
he ran drags for a long time but he loves dirt now

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[This message has been edited by Reign (edited October 05, 2000).]

77Racer
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 15
posted October 15, 2000 09:43 PM
I had on my streeter,,"Use your brain,,not my Bumper" ,,I'm puting on my Modified this next year,"DISTURBED".

modified37
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 29
posted October 19, 2000 09:43 PM
Brakes are for ??????

Dirt's for racing & asphalts for getting there.

[This message has been edited by jammin (edited October 20, 2000).]

Pa. Mod Man
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 37
posted October 20, 2000 04:28 AM
Youa Crasha My Car Ia Kicka your A**.

sixwillwin
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 35
posted October 20, 2000 03:28 PM
On back of a stock car:

"Cheaper Than a Wife!"

hotfan
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 4
posted November 02, 2000 10:14 AM
I saw this one on the back of a Modified in Texas. "If you're reading this I must be kicking your a**!!!:

Flipper13
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 46
posted November 02, 2000 06:09 PM UIN: 68932244
I put this on the back of my mini stocker in Texas. It maybe a Datsun but its driven by a Ford. my last name is ford

Roadhzrd
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 102
posted December 14, 2000 12:53 AM UIN: 28276986
Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!

redpushtruck
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 19
posted December 15, 2000 05:04 PM
OURS SAYS " THIS MUDS FOR YOU "

AMRA96
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 14
posted December 15, 2000 06:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?

the back of my mod. says " Racing gives me a CHUBBY"

Rooster
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 91
posted December 17, 2000 08:04 PM

On a car in Kansas, My yellow brick road is paved with DIRT!

LITTLEMAN
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 82
posted December 17, 2000 08:18 PM
ON A STREET STOCK WITH A PRETTY BASHED UP BACK END,"GO AHEAD EVERYONE ELSE DOES"

Hammer 1
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 48
posted December 19, 2000 05:40 PM
Racin'***** but my daddy makes me do it

We've upped our standards so up yours

Lunatic fringe

7a
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 41
posted December 26, 2000 03:53 PM
on the back of my mod
S**** TO BE YOU

[This message has been edited by 7a (edited December 27, 2000).]

Shaner429
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 23
posted December 29, 2000 05:56 PM
I saw one once that said "Oh S**t" what was funny is it was up side down.

danfox99
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 83
posted December 30, 2000 02:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?

are's will say get busy.

racegirl
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 16
posted February 02, 2001 08:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by 31b:
Any body seen some preety good ones?
The more I know about women the more I like my race car

PLAY HARD
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 3
posted February 27, 2001 11:51 AM
Was lined up behind a Modified at the Beatrice Spring Nationals that read, "Did'nt come to make friends, I brought my own."

mongo21
Dirt Moderator

Total posts: 68
posted February 27, 2001 08:20 PM
a friend of mine,who has been on his roof a few times has (This Side Down) wrote on the bottom of his mod.and Win,Lose or Crash just be spectactular.

ladyracer
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 5
posted March 27, 2001 11:16 PM UIN: 103282278
"You have just been passes by a girl"

JustaRacer
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 9
posted May 08, 2001 06:41 AM
Ours says: "Faster than a Heartbeat". We race Fords!

49mtmod
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 13
posted May 08, 2001 12:57 PM
HOOSIER DADDY!?!?

Mudbuster
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 72
posted May 08, 2001 07:06 PM
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it weren't for Fords
Our Tools would Rust

poboy2
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 98
posted May 08, 2001 09:38 PM
"WE AIN'T THE BADDEST....BUT THE BAD DON'T MESS WITH US!!!!!!

49mtmod
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 13
posted May 08, 2001 09:46 PM
- racecar spelled backwards is racecar

- a lot of good racing careers were ended by marriage, a lot of good marriages were ended by racing careers

- sponsored by VISA

burchracing
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 10
posted May 20, 2001 03:09 PM
This is on the back of a bomber at Brownstown.

"GOT BALLS"

BILLY BOB
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 85
posted May 21, 2001 11:24 AM
SEEN ONE LAST WEEKEND

$525
"PETTY CASH"

2FAST4U
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 50
posted May 28, 2001 10:25 PM
we had one on the back of our streetstock that said
brakes are 4 p*ss*es
and another one said brakes 4 sale
drive it like you stole it

Elwood
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 31
posted May 30, 2001 08:30 AM
Well after putting my car in the wall on Sat. and breaking 3 bones in my foot I am considering this on the back of my mod.

Wall 3 Matt 0

mongo21
Dirt Moderator

Total posts: 68
posted May 30, 2001 10:37 PM
that's funny elwood....mine sould be ladder 15 mongo splat!

PEDDLER
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 151
posted May 31, 2001 08:29 PM
A street Stock at our local track:

I've got one arm, What's your excuse?

The driver lost an arm in a non racing accident several years ago and drives better than most with both arms.

Screamin
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 9
posted June 01, 2001 05:05 PM
let's not forget the best one, "Faster than You"

minimike57
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 3
posted June 01, 2001 06:43 PM
I work on cars withAMRA96.He needs a new saying for this year.Whatcha think there R.H.

start79
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 56
posted June 03, 2001 11:57 AM
I saw on another post, someone was wondering when "You are the weakest link, Goodbye!" was going to appear on a car. lol

hawtee91
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 4
posted June 08, 2001 03:05 PM
there's a girl at Flomaton, Alabama whose car says "Caution: Does not play well with others"
quote:
Originally posted by start79:
I saw on another post, someone was wondering when "You are the weakest link, Goodbye!" was going to appear on a car. lol

KPLugnut
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 57
posted June 12, 2001 11:53 AM
Here's a few I've seen or used (not sayin' which I've used!LOL!)...

"Here's Yer Sign!"
"Doctor's Orders: No lifting!"
"Lucy! I'm Home!"
"Warning: This Unit May Start Automatically at Any Time"
"Yerstartintopi$$meoff"
"Bubba Can Dance!" (driver's nickname was Bubba)
"Indian Outlaw"
"D.I.L.L.I.G.A.S."

Enjoy...
KPLugnut

Big Nasty
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 8
posted June 14, 2001 11:18 AM
Bomber at Brownstown:
"Big Eyes... Brown Shorts"

extreme
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 5
posted June 15, 2001 07:19 AM UIN: 31444445
Last year we thought about putting "Student Driver" on our car.

Pickles
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 33
posted June 18, 2001 02:58 PM
Turn right at the next exit.

Are you wearing clean shorts?

Pickles
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 33
posted June 20, 2001 06:09 PM
On the back of a MOPAR..."Any fool can hotrod a chevy"


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