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Author Topic:   Funny saying on the back of a Modified
d78racer
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 5
posted May 24, 2002 11:47 PM
On the back of my old beat up hobby stock. I had "She ain't pretty,But she puts out!!!

dryslick racer
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 8
posted May 25, 2002 12:06 AM
On the back of a hobby car: "Divorce Court" The owner had been married and divorced 5 times,same race car though.

27xRacing
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 3
posted May 27, 2002 02:31 AM
This is on Mad Mike Hagens car "Bad Boys Racin' Often Implicated but seldom Intimadated"

Jet Hydro
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 34
posted May 27, 2002 06:50 PM
On the back of my mod it said: "Real Fast Race Cars Turn Right NOT Left"

LayfieldRacing
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted May 27, 2002 09:33 PM
If u let up for a second thats where you will finish.

rookieracer36
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 41
posted May 28, 2002 12:15 AM
on the back of my brothers mod last year was "would you like some chesse with that wine" the reason for that is because everybody was *****ing about being out ran by a stock vortec 6 cylinder out of a 99 s10
and other 6 cylinders that we had that year

Pickles
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 144
posted May 28, 2002 12:47 AM
Wanna Race ?

kar08
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 46
posted May 28, 2002 08:11 AM
KISS MY Si (CRX Si mini)


FordRacr14
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 1
posted May 28, 2002 10:25 PM
Used on my wife's street stock and now her modified: Bad *** toyz aren't just for boyz!

Pickles
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 144
posted June 27, 2002 10:07 PM
Its a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"

JOND00
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted July 08, 2002 12:24 PM
Saw one at Cotage Grove "REMEMBER, I MIGHT BE BEHIND YOU" makes a guy think twice.

dirtracer14
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 499
posted July 08, 2002 11:45 PM UIN: 23443678
Was it # 21?

tdevans93
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 14
posted July 26, 2002 12:23 PM
Had a buddy that caged a brown camaro to be a street stock. Like any racer he had to race it before it was painted. So we simply took a paint brush with yellow and tan house paint and painted pieces of corn and peanuts all over the car. The car's name........
THE FLYING FECES

marty
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 111
posted July 26, 2002 05:20 PM
When I race on the hard stuff I turn my boot lid over & it reads "burn" "rub" "ber" !. This goes with the speech bubbles coming from the 3 frogs sat on top of a beer bottle.

ModifiedRcn3s
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 16
posted September 07, 2002 01:38 PM
"Payin the cost to be the Boss"

"Goin broke in $tyle"

ghec99t
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted September 08, 2002 01:13 PM
I saw these on cars at local tracks
I may be not be fast But I can stay ahead of you
Horn not woking watch for finger
CAUTION car may exsplode for no reason
You gotta be fast to get past
I dont get mad I get even
Better have tried to get bye
BYE-BYE AGAIN
Drive deffensivly buy a tank
Lunitic on board
When do I turn RIGHT?????

Geffy95x
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 122
posted September 21, 2002 11:58 AM
Ours says "don't you just hate that!!"

mike10az
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 35
posted September 22, 2002 09:20 PM
on the back of SuperNationals champ and Arizona racer Darren Williams car this past weekend at Manzy where he kicked but on the 1/2 mile,

Notice: Driver only carries $525 dollars in CASH

carscomefirst
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 45
posted September 28, 2002 11:43 AM
ont the back of my 2 man cruiser and my super stock:
Ditch the b****, lets go racing.

redlineracer
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 1
posted September 30, 2002 11:41 PM
a modified driver from montana: got sheep!

or,

I started with nothing and I still have a little of that left.

or

"O" sh** she likes my pimp juice.

UMP#72
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 9
posted October 01, 2002 01:04 PM
I'am thinking about putting this one on my mod. " If you can read this your losing"

gatorgirl
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted October 07, 2002 07:04 PM
On the back of my boyfriend's street stock..." Don't have to cheat, To Compete"!!

jhon hollomon
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 181
posted October 07, 2002 08:10 PM
"DOGGY STYLE" on the back of Larry stevensons big dog chassis #7 modified

Pickles
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 144
posted October 07, 2002 08:24 PM
Driver failed anger management class.

Andre
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 33
posted October 08, 2002 04:46 PM
If you want to go to the front follow me!

mod 65
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 18
posted October 09, 2002 09:08 PM
My uncle used to have on his Supermodified---NEARBROKEUS, another 1 --Chasin or Racin---Outhouse Mouse

Dirt Track Junkie
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 15
posted October 09, 2002 10:08 PM
Dave Byrd here in California had a car that had painted in 1" letters on the back of his car,

"If you can read this you are a very close second"

ORC
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted November 03, 2002 11:53 PM
Saw this on a mod parked next to me "GOT BRAKES, APPLY NOW"

hoosier_baby_3D
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 118
posted November 04, 2002 01:22 AM
Some of them that I have seen/we've used:
Hoosier Baby!!!
How do you like me know?
Rubbin is Racin"
Dixie Crusier
Caution: Female driver
Katie wants a fast one. (Katie is the driver)
stop and smell my dust.
your gettin beat by a GIRL.
daddy's money, daughter car.
In it to win it!
Daddy had to sell the farm.
this is my kids inheritence.
Race and stop readin this!
SEE YA!!
Later Gator!

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"Blood, Sweat, and Gears"

hoosier_baby_3D
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 118
posted November 04, 2002 04:39 PM
I forgot one of my favorites:
"Real women wear Dirt."

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"Blood, Sweat, and Gears"

HRT187
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 173
posted November 04, 2002 07:25 PM
I dunno about the back but in small letters on my bumper it says:

"Say 'ello to my litl' friend!"

b4racing
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 180
posted November 04, 2002 08:39 PM
I had put student driver on my car as a liscense plate and my dad and cousin put stupid driver over it and before that my mom had a toyota and they went over the ota with let.
They also put just married on my car last year and tied antifreeze jugs to it. for hot laps.

[This message has been edited by b4racing (edited November 04, 2002).]

jhon hollomon
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 181
posted November 05, 2002 12:23 AM
I'm thining of putting " panic intelligently" on the back of my car next year.

Wauge28
Dirt Maniac

Total posts: 155
posted November 18, 2002 08:38 PM
Caution, Driver out of Prozac

PEDDLER
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 298
posted November 25, 2002 07:37 PM
I saw this on the back of a Hobby Stocker that was sponsered by a radiator repair co.

"The Best Place In Town To Take A Leak"

DMS CEO
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 212
posted December 04, 2002 04:33 PM
I put on my car RACECAR INGREDIENTS: 2 LARGE CANS OF WHOOPASS, YEARS OF DEDICATION, WHOLE BUNCH OF HORSEPOWER, TWICE AS MANY BALLS.

99EMBREY
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 45
posted December 07, 2002 08:36 AM
"HE WHO'S FASTER, TRAVELS ALONE"

cmiller51
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 68
posted December 15, 2002 11:12 AM
"It ain't braggin, if you've done it..."

RWA3
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted December 16, 2002 04:43 PM
"MY PLEASURE IS WORTH YOUR PAIN"

RWA3
Dirt Newbie

Total posts: 2
posted December 18, 2002 05:46 PM
On the back of my buddy's sportsman it said "I'D HATE ME TOO,IF I WAS YOU!"

creekracingurl33
unregistered Total posts: 2
posted December 20, 2002 07:12 AM
on the back of my dads mod when we got it, it said "wide open til you see god then brake"

ModMan43
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 45
posted December 23, 2002 03:53 PM
A buddy of mine put on "It ain't my fault" then I put on "Did I do that"
Some others
Tonight we guzzle
Dat ain't nuttin
Show me what ya working with
Whatch ya self
Wanna be like mike (inside thing)
Billy who? (another inside thing)

BK19
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 285
posted December 24, 2002 05:49 PM UIN: 40696038
if you can read this SWEEEEEEEET!!!!!!

okiepro4
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 35
posted December 26, 2002 08:25 AM
"what ever it takes"


thebigdirt
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 33
posted December 26, 2002 10:23 PM
how about these
fire dept sign - keep back 500 ft-
this marriage has been temperarally put on hold for racing season.
the snow plow
farm boys toy
can you see if my underware back there
sorry i have gas
just married to my race car
this is my new wife
my kids college fund
anger management
hope you find your way in my dust


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