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odb93
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 214
posted April 10, 2003 10:01 AM
You might be a redneck race fan if....

You know how many people the of an rv will hold

You go to a stock car race and dont need a program

You get in and out of your car through the drivers side window

Your kids change the tires while you set behind the wheel.

You know the back way to Talladega

You make engine noises while watching racing on tv

You refer to the guy who pumps your gas as your "crew chief"

You own a life-sized cardboard cutout of your favorite driver

You think the best way to advertise is on the hood of your car.

Your favorite racing souvenir is the result of a wreck.

Racer0
Dirt Full Roller

Total posts: 64
posted April 10, 2003 10:22 AM
Can't forget...
You might be a redneck race fan if...

You still refer to W.C. races by there "real name"...Rebel 500, World 600, Firecracker 400, etc....

dirtrace54
Dirt Forum Racer

Total posts: 91
posted April 10, 2003 01:49 PM
WOW, some of these apply to me....LOL

odb93
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 214
posted April 10, 2003 02:19 PM
Dirtrace

The last one is all me.

I have sheetmetal from latemodels and modifieds on my bedroom wall.

blackbart
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 6
posted April 10, 2003 09:16 PM
You might be a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are Gentlemen, start your engines.

rico 08
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 372
posted April 11, 2003 09:12 AM
You might be a redneck race fan if you pull up beside someone in a metric car,give them the thumbs up and say that would make a good racecar!

odb93
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 214
posted April 11, 2003 09:20 AM
Rico,

I seem to do that when I am out driving around. I see cars on the road that would make great race cars.

My mechanic also spots cutlass and montes when he is out. He always says, "Parts car"

KPLugnut
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 408
posted April 11, 2003 11:27 AM
You might be a redneck racer if....

The centerpiece on your kitchen table is a 4bbl....

Or if your wife says "come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"....

Or if your wife (who was still breastfeeding at the time) beat you silly for using her breast pump to empty the remaining methanol from the fuel cell in the car....

and I ain't about to admit how many of those apply to me.... LOL!

KPLugnut

[This message has been edited by KPLugnut (edited April 11, 2003).]

rico 08
Dirt Freak

Total posts: 372
posted April 11, 2003 04:51 PM
Yep i once rebuilt a 850 alcohol carb on my kitchen table once(cleaned of course!)sometimes i want to tell people in the "parts cars"hey when the six cylinder gives up the ghost call me!

rusty9cab
Dirt Roller

Total posts: 18
posted April 16, 2003 07:24 PM
Me and my guys built one of our engines in my kitchen because it was too cold to do it anywhere else.

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